Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Robot Jox





Another movie I had the opportunity to hang around a little bit was RobotJox, a Charles Band film released in 1989.
Not to much of a plot with this one, basically a post-nuclear society settles it's international disputes in giant robots operated by "athletes" known of course as "RobotJox" . Hence the title. (just in case your a little late to the "get it" party.)
It's a little odd, kinda like a giant "Wiii" system, which is a bit overkill when you think about it, it would be far cheaper and probably more exciting if they ditched the robots and just went after each other with tube socks filled with horseshit. But hey, that's just me.

Anyhoo, I had the opportunity to help with the light carpentry for the miniature sets, nothing major, but seeing these things up close was just awesome. Just loaded with detail....
I know it's really old school, but I miss the level of model-making you used to have in that time, It's just a different type of craftsmanship I wish I had the opportunity to pursue. (sigh)

Of course the cooler of the two robots is ,of course the bad guys. The "good" robot tends to look like a city bus.

Actually this is a pretty good movie, the script has some goofy moments but it's entertaining. And there's giant robots, so how bad can it be?
But I do have to warn you, this movie is set in the "future" so there is a late 80's tendency towards spandex...... Lots of spandex. One female co-star, the rest are all men. In spandex.
You've been warned.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

My "Thing" with "The Stuff"

"The Stuff, produced and directed by Larry Cohen ( A LARCO production) in 1985, is the story of a highly addictive, yogurt like dessert product that is mined somewhere in Georgia, miraculously passing FDA inspection, and heavily marketed to the American Public, until it basically takes over mind and body and kills a good portion of them outright. That's pretty much the plot in a nutshell.
It stars a slew of B-movie favorites: Micheal Moriarty, Andrea Marcovicci, Danny Aiello, Paul Sorvino, Garret Morris, and a little cameo from Abe Vigota and Clara Peller.

Wow, this movie has some of the worst camera work I have ever seen. Larry seems to like dollies, because he seems to use one in every shot. And just about every scene where there are two people sitting down a having a coversation, the camera seems to be mounted just too low, If I have to see Micheal Moriarty's crotch one more time I'm going to lose it.


I think about this movie from time to time because I worked on it..... David Allen and his business partner Dennis Gordon used to rent adjoining shop space next to my Dad's cabinet shop in the early 80's (David Allen was a stop-motion animator who worked on such things as the Aunt Jemima talking syrup bottle, Pillsbury Doughboy, the film Laserblast, Gumby, etc,etc.)
They eventually grew out of the space, and moved a few blocks away.(still in Burbank.)I had a little part time job with them cleaning up, organizing tools, help take down sets, etc,etc. ( I was still in high school at the time.)
This movie was my first "cool" job, and I got to work on one of my first live filmshoots, also a blast.
But I wasn't exactly working with the cast and mingling around the craft services table.. I worked with special effects guys..... so my "live shoots" consisted of basically shots of fire that would be matted over shots of the "stuff" later...... this was old school baby, before your old ding-dang computers came along . Soaking blankets in gasoline, lighting them on fire, and dragging them over a bust of Andrea Marcovicci , so they can edit it all together in post -production. That shot almost killed me when the guy across from dropped his end of the blanket a little too soon, and I was engulfed in flames for a few seconds. After all that the scene was cut out of the final fim. Thanks Larry.I forgot I had taken these, and I found them again tonight, this is a shot of the Andrea head being shot on a tilt-table in preparation for the "goo" This isn't the whole "fire" thing, that came later.


Anyway, I did get to work on some of the miniatures on the film, which really don't look too bad. Dennis Gordon was a pretty amazing model maker and a amazing sculptor, and he has some nice work in this movie.This is Dennis Gordon setting up one of the miniature sets.(inside the radio station)




Anyway, back to Larry.... one of the reasons his films are the way they are, is that he doesn't believe in storyboards, or a shot list, hell, apparently he doesn't follow his own scripts half the time. That may be fine in some situations, but for a special effects movie, it's completely insane. I do remember that was one of the things that drove Dave Allen (and mostly everyone else) nuts.
(I know that when he made "Q", he basically went to Jim Danforth after all the live action was shot and basically said "stick a big bird in there." so of course all the lighting was off in most of the shots, and the thing looked like crap.)
But, it was basically a non-union, low budget film set for the drive-in audiences in the south and Midwest. It was on-time and on-budget (about 1.7 million) They weren't exactly shooting for a Oscar here.





These are the Bloom brothers, the creepy looking blue-eyed hellspawn that are in the film.Mom and dad have the same blue eyes, not that there is anything wrong with blue eyes, but with the lighting in these scenes, they all look like theyre about to shoot lasers out of theyre sockets and go attack Godzilla. Just my opinion.




Paul Sorvino and Michael Moriarty, exchanging some pretty memorable yet mind-numbingly stupid dialog.





Here's Andrea Marcovicci with the many heads of Garret Morris. I remember i'd be at the studio late at night, and I would turn the corner and all these heads would be staring at you. Would creep the shit out of you. Anyway, they had to shoot this scene with Andrea there.(obviously) So we (basically me) were all aflutter when a real live actress would show up. Gosh!
The hand that is holding onto Andrea is real, It's Dennis Gordon's hand made up to match Garret's skin.





And finally here's a picture of David Allen in his studio about that time. He lost his battle with cancer in 1999, and honestly I wish I had the opportunity to know him better. He's was an interesting guy.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Where the heck have I been??


Well, I've been a little busy lately, Just started a new job, have had a real good string of good luck lately, and I'm not quite sure how to handle that, but I'll manage somehow.
What was really cool last night is I got to use my Food Stamp card for the last time, so dinner was on the state. Whoo Hoo!
Screw the state budget! Dinner's on Arnie! I grabbed an extra steak just to celebrate.

Anyway, it's taking a little time to catch up and get a routine going, and I definitely want to keep my little Blog into the equation, whether anybody reads this or not. So there.
More goofy crap to come.....

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Star Pilot


Another one of my recent favorites is a mid-sixties goof fest called Starpilot. It was originally shot and produced in 1965, then eventually dubbed in English and released in the U.S. in 1977, to hopefully catch on that whole "Star Wars" thing the kids were getting into dontcha know.

Anyway it's a story about, uh, wait a minute, I had it a minute ago, hang on.... Aww hell, I cant remember, there's a spaceship and a scientist and his team, and some Chinese spies and Alien travelers, and a crap load of footage that doesn't make any sense.


It really doesn't matter, the only images that really stick into my subconscious are Leontine May and Leonora Ruffo wearing little outfits, running about and doing science fictioney things. And there's a scene where everybody's watching each other eat for some reason.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this film might have some sexual undertones, heck it may even be considered sexist.(from an Italian film? Nah.) as Leontine's little fun with gravity may suggest.
Woof. I'm a lonely, lonely man.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Battle Beyond the Sun





I just have to pay homage to one of my favorite movies: Battle Beyond the Sun basically blew my mind the first time I saw it. It's actually a re-cycle of a couple of Russian Sci-Fi films(Niebo Zowiet (1959) and Planeta Burg (1962) picked up by Roger Corman and then passed off to Francis Ford Coppola (under the alias "Thomas Colchart" ) His father, Carmen Coppola, composed the sound track. Actually, the special effects, for it's time, is not that bad. Plus seeing part of the "space Race" from the soviet point of view is just different. (they tried patched over the U.S.S.R. on the spaceships, but a few red stars remain here and there.

Anyway, after giving this film a distinctive "American" touch, Corman wanted some monsters in this thing, and turned this duty over to Coppola, and this is what he came up with:

Wow, I would have loved to have been at that meeting, must have been interesting. I think these guys might have had some issues with women.
You know, it not just the fact that this thing is a giant vagina, it's the teeth that's really the nightmare fuel.......

Friday, June 5, 2009

Well, it's that kind of morning, my brain is scattered to the wind, all over the map.
Probably not a good idea to write a post at this moment, but aww, what the hell.
Honestly, I want to write some movie reviews, but I'm currently training myself so figure out all these file formats, still captures, html embedding, and so forth...... I just cant sleep unless I can complicate the hell out of anything.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Good News............ Right?


Hey! I got a job today..... sort of.
A friend is an engineer at a local company, and they recently let go their facility guy to save money.
Well, after couple weeks, the place started falling apart. (big surprise). So anyhoo, this friend calls me, I call them, and it looks like I'll be going in for a couple of days at the end of the month to basically make sure the lights come on, the toilets flush, and maybe slap a new coat of paint in a few areas. Groovy!
This is where my brain goes into vapor-lock.... since I don't have my own insurance, I'll do this job through a local temp agency, and that's fine, it makes sense. But of course I'll be "in the system" so my unemployment will take a hit for a couple of days work.
Maby this whole economic "thing" this year has made me extremely paranoid, but I'm always freaked out that I'll lose my unemployment. Sounds lame, but I guess I have a kind of love-hate relationship with the whole thing. On one hand, I hate the fact that I have to collect it, on the other, I'm grateful to have it.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who had the floor drop out from under them this year, but it tends to leave me a little "twitchy" to say the least. Jesus, no wonder I'm so neurotic.

But of course I wont get very far ahead sitting in the apartment. This is definetly good news.